MANHATTAN (CAUTION: DRY can mean either make drink with Dry Vermouth or less Sweet Vermouth than usual. PERFECT means use equal amounts of Sweet and Dry Vermouth. SWEET means use more Sweet Vermouth than usual. NAKED means no Vermouth at all.) Fill glass with ice. 2 oz Whiskey 1/2 oz Sweet Vermouth Stir. Strain into chilled glass or pour contents (with ice) into short glass. Garnish with Cherry or Lemon Twist. MAPLE RUSSIAN Fill glass with ice. 1 oz Vodka 1 oz Coffee Liqueur 1/2 oz Maple Syrup Fill with Milk or Cream. Shake. MARTINI (Caution: DRY usually means less Vermouth than usual. EXTRA DRY can mean even less Vermouth than usual or no Vermouth at all.) Fill glass with ice. 2 oz Gin or Vodka 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth Stir. Strain into chilled glass or pour contents (with ice) into short glass. Garnish with Lemon Twist or Olives or cocktail onions. MARGARITA Fill glass with ice. 1 1/2 oz Tequila 1/2 oz Triple Sec Dash of Lime Juice 3 oz Sour Mix Dash of Orange Juice (optional) Shake. Rub rim of second glass with Lime and dip into kosher salt. Pour contents (with ice) or strain into salted glass. Garnish with Lime. MARGARITA (frozen) In Blender: 1 cup of Ice 1 1/2 oz Tequila 1/2 oz Triple Sec 1/2 oz Lime Juice 3 oz Sour Mix Blend until smooth. If too thick add juice. If too thin add ice. Rub rim of glass with Lime and dip into Kosher Salt. Pour contents into salted glass. SEX Fill glass with ice. 1 oz Coffee Liqueur 1 oz Orange Liqueur Stir. Garnish with Orange. SEX AT MY HOUSE Fill glass with ice. 1 oz Amaretto 1 oz Black Raspberry Liqueur Fill with Pineapple Juice. Shake. Garnish with Pineapple. SEX AT THE BEACH Fill glass with ice. 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Southern Comfort 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz Apple Brandy 1/2 oz Orange Liqueur 1/2 oz Orange Juice 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice 1/2 oz Milk or Cream Shake. Strain into chilled glass. SEX IN A BUBBLEGUM FACTORY Fill glass with ice. 1 oz Light Rum 2/3 oz Apricot Brandy 1/2 oz Banana Liqueur 1/2 oz Blue Curacao Fill with Lemon-Lime Soda. SEX IN A HOT TUB Fill glass with ice. 1 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz Black Raspberry Liqueur Dash of Cranberry Juice Dash of Pineapple Juice Shake. Fill with Champagne. SEX IN THE PARKING LOT Fill glass with ice. 1 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Black Raspberry Liqueur 1/2 oz Apple Brandy Fill with equal parts Orange and Cranberry Juice. Shake. SEX IN THE WOODS Fill glass with ice. 1 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Amaretto 1/2 oz Coffee Liqueur Fill with Pineapple Juice. Shake. SEX MACHINE Fill glass with ice. 3/4 oz Vodka 3/4 oz Coffee Liqueur 3/4 oz Orange Liqueur Float 1/2 oz Milk or Cream on top.